TWO LocationsAETHER ❤️ FAERIE ❤️ Mists ❤️ Ward 25 ❤️ Plot 29 AND
DYNAMIS ❤️ SERAPH ❤️ Lav Bed ❤️ Ward 15 ❤️ Plot 50Opening Times - Friday nights 7-10pm EST

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Come join us for a fun, goth-ish style dance club! Bar, courts, dancers, a coffin, and lots of fun!Interested in joining us as a staff member? Click the link below to fill out an application! (Or join the Discord and check the Now Hiring channel!)
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Visit us at our partner site, The Green Ivy, for calmer, RP focused nights. Discord and Carrd linked below!

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Feeling lucky?
Take a gamble and see if you can win the pot!
Here are the rules:POT STARTS AT 500k!
Cost is 250k for 5 rolls.
Roll /random
If you get a 7 or a 69, you win the pot.
Patrons can play once a night (5 rolls for 250k).(Pot will continue each week until it hits 5 million then it will reset if no one wins it.)

30,000gil EachOrder one of these special menu items and roll (/random 10) to get a special treat from one of our staff!Special Menu items are not available if staff member is currently a Lala

Roll 1-3: Get stepped on (with or without light insults/name calling).Roll 4-6: I will call you your desired pet name or honorific for the rest of the evening.Roll 7-9 : 15 minute private dance either on the dance floor or in one of the private rooms (if available).Roll 10: Coffin cuddles (sfw rp) for 15 minutes.-One free reroll or may purchase the item without the special services-

Roll 1-3: Get slapped and insulted.Roll 4-6: Get petted on the head and told you are a good boy/girl/preferred pet name.Roll 7-8: You will be referred to as Master/Mistress for the rest of the night.Roll 9: Get called insulting names for the rest of evening.Roll 10: Will be your "prisoner" for 15 minutes (SFW RP).-One free reroll or may purchase the item without the special services-

Roll 1-3 : You get a fifteen minute dance with me.Roll 4-6 : I give you a kiss.Roll 7-8 : You get tackled over in a hug.Roll 9-10 : Couch flopping, where I flop in your lap on the lounge for fifteen minutes.

Roll 1-4 : Dote and Flower Shower praise.Roll 5-8 : Undivided attention, dancing on dance floor for 10 mins.Roll 9 or 10 : Private lap dance in personal room for 15 mins.

1-3: I insult you and call you a bad boy/girl.4-6: I praise you and call you a good boy/girl.7-8: 15 minutes of snuggling on one of the couches.9-10: 15 minutes of private snuggling.

Meet The Fungeon's hard working Managers. Click on their photo to read more about them and their role at The Fungeon.

Meet The Fungeon's beautiful Courtesans. Click on their photo to read more about them.

Meet the fine staff that work tirelessly to ensure your time with us is enjoyable. Click their photo to find out more about them.

Most of our rules and guidelines should be a given, but to make things easier on all parties they will be as follows. As this is an 18+ venue, by entering you confirm you are of age and consent to themes that may be adult in nature.

  1. Please be respectful

  2. Try to be mature

  3. Do Not Threaten Or Harass

  4. Please be on topic for the appropriate channels

  5. We Are LGBTQ+ Friendly. There Will Be Zero Tolerance For Discrimination Of Any Kind.

  6. ABSOLUTELY NO HATEFUL SLURS

  7. Do NOT post NSFW or pornographic images outside of their dedicated channels.

Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES Are There To Be Any Pictures Of Lalafel In Any Manner That Could Be Considered NSFW. You Will Be InstaBanned No Questions Asked And No Chance Of Having Your Ban Lifted.

Allow us to introduce our resident DJs, spinning those decks enticing dancing all night long! Click on their photo to learn more about them.

VIP Perks

Per night:
1 special menu item – can pick service instead of roll
2 drinks
Server brings you your drinks/food items from the bar
VIP dancers
Photo location of your choice on Fungeon grounds (inside or outside)

Tier 1
1 month - 1mil : OG perks (see above) + a 1 hour session or 2 - 30 minute sessions with a court for the monthTier 2
6 months - 5 mil : Same as above, with the added bonus of 2 hours or 4 - 30 minute sessions per month with a court per monthTier 3
1 year - 10mil : Same as above but added ability of 2 courts per month, with same time, 2 hours per month or 4 - 30 minute sessions per monthLifetime: 25mil - Same as Tier 3, but forever (or as long as we are open).

(AKA Rinoa Lionheart)

Owner / Bartender / Dancer / Sandwich filler ;)

"Hello and welcome! I am Rin, Mistress of The Fungeon, here to ensure your time is well catered for either by my dedicated staff or my own personal assistance."I place my hand on my heart, tilted my head and give you an enticing grin"Please come see me if you need anything, especially if you’d like to experience cuddles in my personal coffin."smirk and a wink"As I always say, “Why do dungeons, when you can come hang out at The Fungeon?”

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Manager / Bartender / Photographer / Dealer

Fungeon's very own "Lazy Layabout"

Hey! I'm Baien and I'm super happy to be here serving your every need. Both physical, that burning desire for Mors, and spiritual, also that burning desire for Mors! So come on by and pay us a visit, you won't regret a single moment!

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Floor Manager, Shouter, Bartender, Triple Triad Master

The Fungeon's Swiss Army knife – I do a little bit of everything except courting. Whether I'm shouting in the cities, serving drinks behind the bar, or throwing down with our Triple Triad Board, feel free to message me anytime!

(formally Maria Brinks)

(AKA Katya Pureheart, Starlia Brightheart)

Meanager, Venue Designer, Advertiser
(Working off site for now.)

Orientation: Straight
Pronouns: She/Her

Welcome to The Fungeon
Where shadows dance and wicked times await...As one of the managers, I’m eager to make The Fungeon the place you want to be. Whether you’re here to revel, relax, or raise a little hell, I’m here to help however I can.Have an idea? A twisted suggestion? A spark of inspiration?
Come find me—I’m always up for a good chat in the dark.Let’s keep The Fungeon fierce, free, and unforgettable.

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Courtesan / Bartender / Photographer

Orientation: Pansexual
Pronouns: He / Him

"If you're thirsty you can find me at the bar, but if you're 'thirsty ' I'm sure we can find a way to quench it together~"

Hostess

Orientation: Trans / Lesbian / Poly
Pronouns: She/Her

"Welcome to The Fungeon!
I like Pina Coladas and long walks in the rain... I'm a bit shy at first, but I do like to talk! So whether it's a slow dance or a long chat, hit me up!"

Courtesan / Photographer

Orientation: Pansexual
Pronouns: She / They

"Hey cutie~ want something to remember the night by then I'm your Gal! Be it with a photo or a relaxing time I'm sure I can find a way to satisfy!"

Courtesan / Hostess

Orientation Bisexual

"Hope you want this cotton candy catte to dance for you!"

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Courtesan / Hostess

Age: 32
Race: Miqo
Orientation: Bi/switch/vers
Role: Court/dancer
Pronouns: She/her

This kitty cat never tries anything, she just does it. Remember that "That which yields is not always weak" and she can be your nepenthe.

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Shout Runner

Pronouns: She/They/It

Hai hai! Local gremlin here if I'm not doing my rounds you'll probably see me saying something stupid in chat. I'm just happy to be yappy so if you're looking for an ear full just reach out with whatever you'd like to yap about.

Court / Gamba Dealer

Orientation: Straight (Mostly)

"Welcome, welcome! The Fungeon is glad to have you! We're here to cater to your every whim, so make sure you brought your to-do list! So step into our world of vampires, cages, caged vampires and all manners of weird and wonderful deviants; keep your arms, legs, tails and other limbs or accessories inside the void at all times and don't forget to smile!"

Host / Photographer

Race: Dragon-wolf

Personality: Fun

"Just ask if you want a picture. I do custom poses, but you'll need to be of age to get the special adults-only packages. Court prices for the adults-only photos. SFW pictures are free."

(AKA Danu Rose)

Float /MC

Orientation: Bisexual

This mischievous kitsune welcomes you to a night of drinks, dancing, and games you won't want to miss out on!

My music tastes are endless, but my music while DJing goes between current pop hits, anime music, video game music, K-pop, dance hits, House, Dubstep, Electro, Chiptune, 8Bit, J-Core, and EDM!

Hostess

Pronouns: She/Her
Orientation: Bisexual

Howdy all, your friendly neighborhood gremlin Bunny here. Pleasure to make your night!

I am a DJ of over 25yrs, located out of Riverside, California. I play all kinds of styles of EDM Music. I am not a chatty DJ, but I do talk sometimes. My equipment is 2 reloop mk7000 turntables, Denon mixer 1850x, Midi controller Hercules P32, and I use Traktor for a DJ program.

Floor Manager
Courtesan / Gamba Dealer

Race: Au Ra, Xaela
Pronouns: He/Him
Orientation: Heterosexual

"There's a doctor in the house, and he's willing to treat you all night long."