DYNAMIS ❤️ SERAPH ❤️ LAVENDER BEDS ❤️ WARD 15 ❤️ PLOT 50
Opening Times - Friday nights 7-10pm EST

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Come join us for a fun, goth-ish style dance club! Bar, courts, dancers, a coffin, and lots of fun!Interested in joining us as a staff member? Click the link below to fill out an application! (Or join the Discord and check the Now Hiring channel!)
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Visit us at our partner site, The Green Ivy, for calmer, RP focused nights. Discord and Carrd linked below!

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Feeling lucky?
Take a gamble and see if you can win the pot!
Here are the rules:
Cost is 50k per try
Roll a /random
If you get a 7 or a 69, you win the pot, or a minimum of 100k (if you are the first of the night)
Five tries per patron per night(Pot resets each week)

30,000gil EachOrder one of these special menu items and roll (/random 10) to get a special treat from one of our staff!Special Menu items are not available if staff member is currently a Lala

Roll 1-3: Get stepped on (with or without light insults/name calling).Roll 4-6: I will call you your desired pet name or honorific for the rest of the evening.Roll 7-9 : 15 minute private dance either on the dance floor or in one of the private rooms (if available).Roll 10: Coffin cuddles (sfw rp) for 15 minutes.-One free reroll or may purchase the item without the special services-

Roll 1-3: Get slapped and insulted.Roll 4-6: Get petted on the head and told you are a good boy/girl/preferred pet name.Roll 7-8: You will be referred to as Master/Mistress for the rest of the night.Roll 9: Get called insulting names for the rest of evening.Roll 10: Will be your "prisoner" for 15 minutes (SFW RP).-One free reroll or may purchase the item without the special services-

Roll 1-3 : You get a fifteen minute dance with me.Roll 4-6 : I give you a kiss.Roll 7-8 : You get tackled over in a hug.Roll 9-10 : Couch flopping, where I flop in your lap on the lounge for fifteen minutes.

Roll 1-4 : Dote and Flower Shower praise.Roll 5-8 : Undivided attention, dancing on dance floor for 10 mins.Roll 9 or 10 : Private lap dance in personal room for 15 mins.

Roll 1-2: A kiss on the forehead, and a bit of praise.Roll 3-4: Be referred to by a pet name of your choosing for the night.Roll 5-6: You get to sit in my lap.Roll 7-8: Striple Triad! Defeat me, and remove an article of clothing of your choice!Roll 9 : You get15 minutes of (SFW RP) snuggles in the hot tub or semi-private rooms.Roll 10 : I'll accompany you throughout the club for 15 minutes.*Rerolls (For rolls 9-10) are given if incapable of finding someone to cover my position for the duration.-One free reroll or may purchase item without special services-

Unavailable at the moment

Roll 1-3: Play a game of triple triad with the plus and swap rules!Roll 4-6: Be compared to specific animal of your choosing for the night via nicknames or puns.Roll 7-9: Down the whole drink and you will receive headpats and be called by your preferred honorific.Roll 10: Share a cup of hot chocolate and get undivided attention for 10 minutes (SFW RP)

1-3: I insult you and call you a bad boy/girl.4-6: I praise you and call you a good boy/girl.7-8: 15 minutes of snuggling on one of the couches.9-10: 15 minutes of private snuggling.

When you want that feeling of being outdoors but have the comfort of being indoors. Relax under the blue skylight windows.

Good for coffin cuddles. Also includes a bed and a fireplace for options to get cozy.

Includes love themed bed and chairs, and a hot tub.

Enter if you need to unwind, and enjoy the tranquil vibe. Comfortable bed with access to a steamy spa and an area to sit and take in the atmosphere.

Perfect space to take in the night sky, surrounded by opulence and golden stars. With a deluxe bed and a steamy spa to help you unwind.

Prepare your safeword, then enter to play out your innermost desires.

A space to unleash whatever ritual you desire. What happens in The Ritual Room.... STAYS in The Ritual Room, Mazikeen says, you are welcome. ;)

Meet The Fungeon's hard working Managers. Click on their photo to read more about them and their role at The Fungeon.

Meet The Fungeon's beautiful Courtesans. Click on their photo to read more about them.

Meet the fine staff that work tirelessly to ensure your time with us is enjoyable. Click their photo to find out more about them.

Most of our rules and guidelines should be a given, but to make things easier on all parties they will be as follows. As this is an 18+ venue, by entering you confirm you are of age and consent to themes that may be adult in nature.

  1. Please be respectful

  2. Try to be mature

  3. Do Not Threaten Or Harass

  4. Please be on topic for the appropriate channels

  5. We Are LGBTQ+ Friendly. There Will Be Zero Tolerance For Discrimination Of Any Kind.

  6. ABSOLUTELY NO HATEFUL SLURS

  7. Do NOT post NSFW or pornographic images outside of their dedicated channels.

Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES Are There To Be Any Pictures Of Lalafel In Any Manner That Could Be Considered NSFW. You Will Be InstaBanned No Questions Asked And No Chance Of Having Your Ban Lifted.

Allow us to introduce our resident DJs, spinning those decks enticing dancing all night long! Click on their photo to learn more about them.

VIP Perks

Per night:
1 special menu item – can pick service instead of roll
2 drinks
Server brings you your drinks/food items from the bar
VIP dancers
Photo location of your choice on Fungeon grounds (inside or outside)

Tier 1
1 month - 1mil : OG perks (see above) + a 1 hour session or 2 - 30 minute sessions with a court for the monthTier 2
6 months - 5 mil : Same as above, with the added bonus of 2 hours or 4 - 30 minute sessions per month with a court per monthTier 3
1 year - 10mil : Same as above but added ability of 2 courts per month, with same time, 2 hours per month or 4 - 30 minute sessions per monthLifetime: 25mil - Same as Tier 3, but forever (or as long as we are open).

(AKA Rinoa Lionheart)

Owner / Bartender / Dancer / Sandwich filler ;)

"Hello and welcome! I am Rin, Mistress of The Fungeon, here to ensure your time is well catered for either by my dedicated staff or my own personal assistance."I place my hand on my heart, tilted my head and give you an enticing grin"Please come see me if you need anything, especially if you’d like to experience cuddles in my personal coffin."smirk and a wink"As I always say, “Why do dungeons, when you can come hang out at The Fungeon?”

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Manager / Bartender / Photographer / Dealer

Fungeon's very own "Lazy Layabout"

Hey! I'm Baien and I'm super happy to be here serving your every need. Both physical, that burning desire for Mors, and spiritual, also that burning desire for Mors! So come on by and pay us a visit, you won't regret a single moment!

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Floor Manager, Shouter, Bartender, Triple Triad Master

The Fungeon's Swiss Army knife – I do a little bit of everything except courting. Whether I'm shouting in the cities, serving drinks behind the bar, or throwing down with our Triple Triad Board, feel free to message me anytime!

(AKA Katya Pureheart, Starlia Brightheart)

Meanager, Venue Designer, Advertiser

Orientation: Straight
Pronouns: She/Her

Welcome to The Fungeon
Where shadows dance and wicked times await...As one of the managers, I’m eager to make The Fungeon the place you want to be. Whether you’re here to revel, relax, or raise a little hell, I’m here to help however I can.Have an idea? A twisted suggestion? A spark of inspiration?
Come find me—I’m always up for a good chat in the dark.Let’s keep The Fungeon fierce, free, and unforgettable.

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VIP Manager / Bartender / Float

Backstory: The Masked BartenderOnce a renowned stage magician known as Vale, he dazzled audiences with charm, sleight of hand, and hypnotic charisma. But during his final performance, a trick went horribly wrong—leaving a patron injured and him shamed. The media frenzy ruined his career, and he vanished from the public eye.Years later, he reemerged in the dimly lit corners of a speakeasy under a new name, wearing a sleek mask that conceals more than his face—it hides his past. Now, as a bartender, he captivates patrons not with illusions but with perfectly crafted cocktails and stories half-true, half-fantasy. Regulars say he knows your favourite drink before you sit down, and if you're lucky, he might read your soul between sips.Some say he’s hiding from enemies; others say he’s seeking redemption. But everyone agrees: behind that mask lies a man who’s seen too much and still smiles like he knows how it all ends.

Photographer

Age: Late 30s
Race: Au Ra
Pronouns: He/Him
Orientation Pansexual

Occupation: Retired military, mercenary, Carpenter, Masseuse, Apothecary.Likes: Conversation, Coffee, Whiskey, Cuddles, Reading, Sleep.
Dislikes: Rude people, Oranges, Super Hot Weather.Roleplay Style: Can do both First and Third (Third preferred) with any tense. OOC denoted by (), and Character limit breaks denoted by << >>.

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Being from Ala Mhigo, Styx spent most of his childhood preparing to join the king's army. Training under his Father, Ardgar Frostwolf, he spent many late nights working with the spear and sword. At an early age he was enlisted into the Ala Mhigon army as a private, but quickly rose through the ranks due to his intelligence and ability for detail and strategy. Early on in his career, his thaumaturgy started to show, but his family tried to hide it for fear of the Mad King taking advantage, and advantage he did take. When the Garleans invaded Ala Mhigo, Styx and his family, Father, Mother, and little sister, all moved to Gridania, where Styx joined the Twin Adders. Being a powerful Black mage, having received a soul crystal from the King in an effort to sway Styx to his side, Styx rose in the Twin Adders fairly quickly. Having lost his father in an attack, and his mother and little sister in their home from bandits, Styx spent all his time with the military. Until his squad basically made him retire.Nowadays Styx can be found working on some new piece of furniture, concocting a few batches of some oil for massages or even wood varnish, or out doing random mercenary work to keep his mind at peace. After a particularly boring day, Styx found himself staring at an ad for a venue and decided to check it out. After spending a few days enjoying the nightlife, Styx decided to try and apply. Getting his first Job as a Greeter he worked and enjoyed every moment of it. Now you can find him in venues, working or behind his camera when he's not woodworking, brewing, or out on some dangerous mission when days get hard.

Courtesan / Hostess

Orientation Bisexual

"Hope you want this cotton candy catte to dance for you!"

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Courtesan

Age: 23
Race: Miqo'te
Pronouns: She/Her
Orientation PansexualVenue Position: Host
Occupation: Hired Blade, Pickpocket, General Menace to SocietyRoleplay Style: Third person

Courtesan / Hostess

Age: 32
Race: Miqo
Orientation: Bi/switch/vers
Role: Court/dancer
Pronouns: She/her

This kitty cat never tries anything, she just does it. Remember that "That which yields is not always weak" and she can be your nepenthe.

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Bartender / Float

Orientation: Bi

Good evening, and welcome to The Fungeon! Sufyan Maxwell, at your service! Infinitely curious, and always looking to do my part to bring a little bit of sunshine to the world! If I don't have my hands full, I'll gladly be there to keep you company, and provide hugs and cuddles if needed!

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Part Time Staff

Hostess

Orientation: Lesbian
Race: Shapeshifter

Hello! I’m Celes. I’m so glad you could join us. I am excited to meet all of you, so please, don’t hesitate to reach out if you have any questions, or even if you just want a conversation partner. I’m usually in the middle of the dance floor and I’m always happy to meet new people.

Shout Runner

Nickname: Take
Orientation: Bisexual (Leans towards female)

Call me Take, I'm shy but you'll see me out on the floor if I'm not shouting. Feel free to come say hi!

Greeter / Occasional Court

Orientation: Straight (Mostly)

"Welcome, welcome! The Fungeon is glad to have you! We're here to cater to your every whim, so make sure you brought your to-do list! So step into our world of vampires, cages, caged vampires and all manners of weird and wonderful deviants; keep your arms, legs, tails and other limbs or accessories inside the void at all times and don't forget to smile!""Hm? Me? I'm just the door lady~."

Photographer / Host

Pronouns: Genderfluid (They/them, masc)
Orientation: Demi/Ace (Usually Asexual)

Ardyn may not be one for prolonged conversations, but they won't say no to a good photo shoot if you ask. Just be aware that they aren't always what they appear to be at first glance. Ardyn may appear as various creatures, depending on the mood.

(AKA Danu Rose)

Float /MC

Orientation: Bisexual

This mischievous kitsune welcomes you to a night of drinks, dancing, and games you won't want to miss out on!

Bartender, Seamster, Gatherer, and Animal Enthusiast

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Race: Auri (Xaela)
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Age: 32
Sexuality: Homosexual
Relationship Status: Married, Swinger

Likes: Weaving, Mining, Magic Studies, Collecting Animals (Large and Small), Singing/Dancing, Cooking/Homemaking, Very Complicated Cocktails, Courels/Miqo'tes, Sharing Adventuring Tales, Hot Chocolate, Talking about his husband
Dislikes: Small Spaces, High Pitched Noises, Nobles, Long Airship/Ship Rides, Tobacco Smoking, Magitek/Electrope, Caramel, and Coffee
Roleplay Style: Third person with "quotations", I can do w/o quotations.

An on-hiatus military man from Ishgard who's been working odd jobs to support his family with the extra cash. He is the most comfortable talking about his adventures and especially the wildlife and monstrosities he saw as a hunter. If his military exploits are brought up, he will neither confirm nor deny them unless the person engaging drops very specific details. Always pleased to have a good chat and serve a strong drink or even play a game or two of Triple Triad.

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My music tastes are endless, but my music while DJing goes between current pop hits, anime music, video game music, K-pop, dance hits, House, Dubstep, Electro, Chiptune, 8Bit, J-Core, and EDM!

I am a DJ of over 25yrs, located out of Riverside, California. I play all kinds of styles of EDM Music. I am not a chatty DJ, but I do talk sometimes. My equipment is 2 reloop mk7000 turntables, Denon mixer 1850x, Midi controller Hercules P32, and I use Traktor for a DJ program.

Courtesan / Gamba Dealer

Race: Au Ra, Xaela
Pronouns: He/Him
Orientation: Heterosexual

"There's a doctor in the house, and he's willing to treat you all night long."